George CarlinHere's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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The fact that women are emotional and emotional is one of the main reasons that men are stupid. Women are emotional because men are stupid. Women are emotional because men just can't see the manly side of things, so instead they go for the womanly side. That's why women act crazy.
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